Dear Mr. Zabriskie,

I am writing to you to thank you for your product, dznuts. I received my first tube of the chamois cream yesterday at my office. I never realized it before, but it is very hard to explain in a politically correct way, the need for chamois cream to people who do not ride bikes.

I used the cream for the first time last night while working with my cycling coach. I was to perform a time trial test to measure how the training is progressing. To my surprise, my watts at threshold increased 10%.

Now I am not necessarily saying it was the cream that made me ride so hard, but I do know I was not thinking of the chaffing or burning feeling in my nether region. Being able to stay focused while riding is always an advantage.

Again thank you for your product. I will be a loyal customer for life.

Best Regards,
Zeke S.